33
Okay, I turn 33 in like 3 hours and seventeen minutes.
Was there anything I meant to accomplish before turning 33? Hmmm. I swore never to marry until I was 35, screwed that one. Got the tattoo, check, good paying job, check, heiress trophy wife, check, threesome, check, check, check, wrote a book, check, published a book… no check.
Shit. I knew I missed something.
Fuck. The Painted Man is only like 60% done. What are the odds I can finish and sell it in the next… 3 hours and 11 minutes?
I always do this. I always wait till the last minute and then turn in something half-assed.
I’d better go make some coffee…