Demon Cycle Jokes
Posted by Meg
Happy Halloween! As an all hallows eve present, super-fan Mia sent Peat this impressive list of creative Demon Cycle jokes.
CAUTION: Some jokes may contain spoilers for The Daylight War.
DEMON CYCLE JOKES
Bruna makes the hottest selling pastry in Tibbet’s Brook. What is it called?
THE CRONE-NUT
What is the name of the Valley Girl who time travels to Krasia?
ALEESHA SILVERSTONE
Where do you bury the fallen heroes of the Demon Cycle War?
ARLEN-TON CEMETERY
What did they call Halfgrip after his parents were killed by the corelings?
THE LONE ROJER
After a long night at the maze, what do Krasians start singing at the first sign of dawn?
HERE COMES THE SUN
What is the name of the animated movie about the Demon Cycle?
CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF DEMONS
What is the new superhero movie featuring Cutter’s Hollow’s best bow shooter?
WONDA WOMAN
What song did the folks of Cutter’s Hollow dance to at Arlen’s wedding?
THE MACARENNA
What is Ahmann Jardir’s rapper name?
LL CRUEL J
What is the name of the theme park they’re building in Krasia?
SHARUSAKH PARK
What is the name of the Dama’ting rock band?
THE ROLLING BONES
What song do they play to introduce Rojer before a performance?
WELCOME TO THE JONGLEUR
How does Cutter’s Hollow’s herb gatherer spend her free time?
LEESHA IS A PUNK ROCKER
What is the name of the storybook hero who steals from the rich and gives…well, he steals?
ABBAN HOOD
What is the title of the BBC (and later Syfy) show about life as a coreling?
BEING DEMON
What is the game show that tests contestants’ speed at warding?
MINUTE TO WARD IT
What is the theme song of victims of the mind demon?
KYLIE MINOGUE’S CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
What television drama explores the cutthroat competition between warders?
HOUSE OF WARDS
What is the new medical drama about the changes Arlen is going through?
BALES’ ANATOMY
What did Elona say to Steave when he stayed over at their house?
WELCOME BACK, CUTTER
What is the title of the movie about Arlen’s rock demon nemesis?
ONE ARMAGEDDON
What reality show has contestants fighting over Kaji’s ancient weapon?
SPEAR FACTOR
What did Arlen say to the rock demon when it protested the chopping of his arm?
NO ARM, NO FOUL
What is the new soap opera featuring Arlen’s rock demon nemesis?
ONE ARM TO LIVE
What did Jardir sing at the end of The Daylight War?
TOM PETTY’S FREE FALLIN’
What should Abban name his new mansion?
Either NORTHANGER ABBAN or DOWNTON ABBAN
What is the corelings’ favorite book?
There are two: FAR FROM THE WARDING CROWD and JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
What is the title of the manual on Sharusakh moves?
ALL’S WELL THAT BENDS WELL
What is Renna’s favorite dessert?
DEMON MERINGUE PIE
What is the title of a spin-off series featuring Leesha’s father?
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNAL
What is the title of the book about Thamos & Leesha’s affair?
THE PRINCE AND THE PAPER
What song best describes the effect of sunlight on corelings?
VIOLENT FEMME’S BLISTER IN THE SUN or SPRINGSTEEN’S BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
If Abban opens up a restaurant chain, what should it be called?
ABBANBEE’S
What is the title of the book about life as a Krasian priestess?
WHERE THE DAMA’TINGS ARE
What is Arlen’s horse’s remake of the classic Tina Turner song called?
TWILIGHT DANCER
What is the favorite tv show of Arlen’s horse?
THE TWILIGHT ZONE
What is the corelings’ favorite song?
ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN’S THE KILLING MOON
What do the townsfolk sing while doing last-minute warding?
ELTON JOHN’S DON’T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME
What is the most popular video game in Thesa?
WORLD OF WARDCRAFT
What song do they play to accompany the reading of the alagai hora?
DICE DICE BABY
I’ll admit it first: I giggled out loud while reading these. Some of my favorites included: LL Cruel J and The Importance of Being Ernal. Great job, Mia!
Anyone else have some Demon Cycle Jokes? Post them in the comments!
